SUBJECT: Your efforts are paying off, but take care...
I knew you were up to something when you started to pour over the team rosters. Little did I know how ambitious your plans were!
You managed to convince isolated teams to migrate their testing efforts over to your team, using my software (and the appropriate licensing fees, thank you very much). You made the isolated teams feel they were missing out by implying that everyone else was doing it. Then, you convinced all the teams that were at the main building to buy in since there were so many others signed up as well.
Since they had no personal connections with those teams, they didn't look into it any further.
Now, you can claim to be a victim of your own success and get nothing accomplished!
Your very proud Auntie Cueway.