TO: gunther@corp.com
FROM: auntie@corp.com
SUBJECT: Keep defending your territory

Little Gunther,

Mr. Headcheese has informed me of your 'Quality Assurance Guidelines for non-Quality Assurance Personnel' document. At the risk of encouraging excessive pride in your childish bosom, I wish to give you an appreciative nod in recognition of this clever piece of work.

I have received a copy of this tome and can only feel my own sense of pride by seeing that my influence over your development is evident when I read passages such as these:

Volume 3- Chapter 23 - Section 16 - Decrees 75-81

• ALL test cases are REQUIRED to be documented in Quality Test Center Pro 
• Quality Test Center Pro licenses are issued on a per-user, per-project, per-release basis.
• FAILURE to COMPLY with licensing requirements IS A TERMINABLE OFFENCE.  Individuals found to be in VIOLATION will be REPORTED TO THE PROPER AUTHORITIES.
• USERS MUST REQUEST PERMISSION TO PURCHASE LICENSES FROM THE QA TEAM LEAD (Mr. Gunther McKobbly) 
• PAYMENT FOR LICENSES MUST BE MADE AT THE TIME PERMISSION IS REQUESTED
• THIS PAYMENT IS NON-REFUNDABLE, EVEN IF PERMISSION TO PURCHASE IS NOT GRANTED. THIS IS NOT NEGOTIABLE!
• The QA team will gladly assist any LEGAL user of Quality Test Center Pro though the 8 week training class REQUIRED before being allowed access to the system.

You are doing well in keeping me happy.
Auntie Cueway